axelinabox:

catchthesetearspunk:

durgeth:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles

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let’s be real though, it deserves to die.

it doesn’t taste anything like cheese.

Its not even allowed to be branded as “cheese” in most countries outside the US

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trapcard:

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ITHGHYGYFHFYFFG

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thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

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and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

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todaysbird:

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the crested duck is a domestic duck breed thought to have originated in the east indies. crested ducks appear similar at first to the common pekin duck breed, but have a distinctive crest on the head. they are typically seen in white, but can be seen in other colors, such as blue, wild-type and black (typically, only white and black are accepted in shows). the ‘crested’ gene can be lethal; if both parents show the gene, around 25% of offspring will be deformed and die, likely before hatching.

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xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

  • he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
  • it’s tommy wiseau
  • there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time

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i-miss-my-90gb:

schizofunny:

posin with a pesi

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Pupsi

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fraysquake:

mickeysbeesknees:

I have never seen anything that gives me more of a “my last two braincells” vibe than this BFU screenshot

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@emiliachrstine

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celticpyro:

matt-ruins-your-shit:

I hate this idea people have that if a parent walks in and turns off the tv while their kids are watching or playing something it’s evidence of some unhealthy attachment or addiction to technology if they get pissed off. If you walk up and slap a book out of my hand while I’m reading I’m going to have the same reaction, fuck off you’re not making some great social commentary you’re just being an ass hole.

If you slap a sandwich out of my hands and I get pissed it doesn’t mean I’m addicted to eating it just means I was enjoying something and then you had to be an asshole lmao

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